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Simulated Morale
Simulated Morale Drank Black Glossy Mug
Simulated Morale Drank Black Glossy Mug
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$14.00 USD
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$14.00 USD
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Simulated Morale Drank Black Glossy Mug
For when the aircraft is down but your sarcasm is fully mission-capable.
This 12oz "Simulated Morale" mug is built tough – just like you. Designed for the unsung heroes of the flightline, this mug delivers just the right blend of sarcasm and caffeine to power through paperwork, tool crib drama, or another "mandatory fun" meeting.
💯 White ceramic with a high-gloss finish – because dull mugs are for grounded squadrons
📏 4" tall, 3.6" diameter – fits perfectly in your hand or in that one safe spot on the toolbox
☕ 12oz volume – enough room for coffee, jet fuel, or whatever gets you to shift change
♨️ Microwave and dishwasher-safe – for those days when you’re out of time and patience
✅ BPA and lead-free – because you already inhale enough fumes at work
🔻 Classic cone shape – aerodynamic, obviously
Whether you're in the hangar, on the line, or pretending to care during the morning brief, this mug has your back. Because if you can't have real morale, at least you can have simulated – and a good cup of coffee.
Add to cart. Simulate morale. Repeat.
For when the aircraft is down but your sarcasm is fully mission-capable.
This 12oz "Simulated Morale" mug is built tough – just like you. Designed for the unsung heroes of the flightline, this mug delivers just the right blend of sarcasm and caffeine to power through paperwork, tool crib drama, or another "mandatory fun" meeting.
💯 White ceramic with a high-gloss finish – because dull mugs are for grounded squadrons
📏 4" tall, 3.6" diameter – fits perfectly in your hand or in that one safe spot on the toolbox
☕ 12oz volume – enough room for coffee, jet fuel, or whatever gets you to shift change
♨️ Microwave and dishwasher-safe – for those days when you’re out of time and patience
✅ BPA and lead-free – because you already inhale enough fumes at work
🔻 Classic cone shape – aerodynamic, obviously
Whether you're in the hangar, on the line, or pretending to care during the morning brief, this mug has your back. Because if you can't have real morale, at least you can have simulated – and a good cup of coffee.
Add to cart. Simulate morale. Repeat.
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